The Uniform of the Suburban Legend
This isn't just another tank top – it's your go-to gear for everything from crushing AMRAPs at 5am to firing up the grill after a Saturday comp. Built for athletes who refuse to choose between serious training and serious living.
Premium comfort meets performance. We sourced the softest 100% combed and ringspun cotton (tri-blend options available) because you've earned the right to feel good while you're putting in work. The 30 singles thread weight hits that perfect sweet spot – substantial enough for durability, light enough to keep you cool when the WOD gets spicy.
Built to move, built to last. Side-seamed construction means this tank actually fits like it's supposed to, whether you're hitting overhead squats or reaching for another plate. No ride-up, no weird bunching – just clean lines and unrestricted movement.
Tech Specs That Matter:
- 100% combed and ringspun cotton for superior softness
- Tri-blend option: 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon for enhanced durability
- 4.2 oz/yd² fabric weight (3.8 oz for tri-blends) – the goldilocks zone
- 30 singles thread weight – premium feel, built to endure
- Side-seamed construction – actual athletic fit
- Responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
From the whiteboard to the backyard, this is the tank that keeps up with your life. Rep HERO. Be legendary.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |




